No relationship is perfect. Every couple has problems. You're just not that special. Get over it.
Does your relationship need a "tune-up"?
Is your marriage on "Auto-Pilot"? Is it "Circling the airport, waiting for clearance to land"?
Have you "Returned your items to the overhead bin?"
Do tender moments spur Mongol Horde kidnap fantasies?
Do you consider yourself a failure because you can't come up with a metaphor to describe your failure as a couple?
Before you "call it a day", consider:
Couples Therapy Improv
Dave Dennison and Ben Johnson are pleased to present a new Improv Show
With Special Guest Rachel Hamilton
Music by Devin Farney
March 18 and 19, 2016 8pm
NOHspace Theatre 2840 Mariposa St, San Francisco 94110
Tickets $20 on-line $22 at the door.
People are like leaves floating in a stream.
Sometimes they get stuck together.
That's a relationship.
Sometimes they get stuck together on a slimy rock.
That's Couples Therapy.